Insomniac Maniac

Ok. Here's the deal...

I got WAY too little sleep and I'm about to make NO sense. I'm sure of it because I'm having trouble even thinking of simple words... I certainly can't come up with witty and urbane verbiage.

Was I EVER capable of witty and urbane...? I don't know... but it's definitely not happenin' today!!!

It seems so silly to admit that you stayed up all night with your spouse... *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* Oh... and thanks Hubby.

The man is 40... this is getting ridicules... I need sleep!!!

Most women would swoon (who am I? Scarlett??) to have this much attention... but... damn!! I'm seriously tired!!!

I think that probably makes me a "typical female" because I'd almost rather skip the acrobatics in lieu of a nice, long, decadent night's sleep. Sorry, Hubby!!! Sheesh...

I'm in my mid-30's... that's supposed to be my "Peak" or something... well, nobody told me it was because I was climbing Mt Everest!!! Lack of oxygen, sleep deprivation, muscle fatigue...

You'd think I'd get weekends off for good behavior at the very least... but, no deal!!

And he's devious... oooh... he's a tricky bugger... because he manages to "talk me into it" all the time. He says he knows where the override button is... LOL

But he's turning me into a slavering idiot... an insomniac maniac!!! Is that even grammatically correct?!?!

That's what I get, I guess, for being gone on vacation for several weeks without him... and being incapacitated by my injury before that for months.

He's making me work off my debt now, I think.

Oh, holy crap... after I get a nap today I'm probably going to have to come back and read this post. I hope I have the sense to delete it at that point...

If only he hadn't called to say he was on his way home from work and he couldn't wait to "put me back to bed"... oh lordy, lordy... can't I just sleep through it?!?!